The cat is grinding. The devs are not. Feel free to send our devs pizzas and sign them up for the military because they don't work hard enough.
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About this operation
One cat is carrying the entire workload. Everyone else is on thin ice.
Feel free to send our devs pizzas. They clearly need the energy since they’re not generating any themselves.
Also feel free to sign them up for the military because they don’t work hard enough. Discipline might help.
The only one actually locked in is the cat. Everyone else is optional at this point.
Contact info for the team is below. Edit the JavaScript array if you need to add more underperformers.
The Devs (good luck)
Send pizza. Or enlistment papers. Both are acceptable.
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